As I sat before the newly admitted to the prison discussing the finer points of custodial law and how to continue to be a parent from behind bars the following announcement was made (one that admittedly I've been waiting a long time to hear)
"Your attention please for the following announcement:
Western civilization is cancelled. I repeat; western civilization is cancelled."
Finally.
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I was wondering what the fireworks this weekend were for.
actually they were for you, a belated moving celebratory sort of dealio.
Flatterer.
Wait, that doesn't work. Hrm.
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