Thursday, September 6, 2007

An open letter to hurricane Felix

Dear Hurricane Felix,



I understand that you are in inanimate natural phenomena. Given that understanding; I would like to ask that you not eat my sister-in-law...or her boyfriend, or anybody that they know (and approve of). If you must partake in the devouring of human souls, I recommend consuming the immortal life of a bandito that shot her friend's dad. Thank you for your time.



Sincerely,



Yoshva

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