Fist Full of Dumb

For whatever reason misfortune is throwing its feces at us. We're saving money for a house, ergo excessively dumb things have to happen which cause us to hemorrhage money. Whether it be our hella crapified health care system. Or last weeks slashing up of my Jeep top...which wouldn't be so bad because I have insurance. Oh wait, because I got a different vehicle the insurance automatically transfers; so now I'm just out $800. Such is life.

Today E and I went for a lovely stroll through a local park. When we returned to her car we saw that someone had smashed out the rear windshield. Just pointless. I'm glad to be at the point where we can just laugh at the absurdity of it. We saw the smashed glass and started laughing; which really is a pretty good coping mechanism.

An open letter to hurricane Felix

Dear Hurricane Felix,



I understand that you are in inanimate natural phenomena. Given that understanding; I would like to ask that you not eat my sister-in-law...or her boyfriend, or anybody that they know (and approve of). If you must partake in the devouring of human souls, I recommend consuming the immortal life of a bandito that shot her friend's dad. Thank you for your time.



Sincerely,



Yoshva

HEY!

Where have you been?! Remember when I started this blog and was all like "it'll be a great way to stay in touch with folk"? In theory, yes. In practice...uh, workin' on it. E and I are busy. Living and working...weighted more towards working unfortunately, but that's ok. We're looking at houses. We're looking at maybe getting a duplex with another efficiency in the basement. If you'd be interested in living in an efficiency and us being your landlords...or as I would insist to be called: landmaster, let me know. We've been working on baby things as there is still a little human growing and tumbling about within my wife. We are well, and tired. I'll try and be better at posting.